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02 December 2012 @ 12:11 am
HAPPY H/D HOLIDAYS, __HIBISCUS!  
Author: fireflavored
Recipient: __hibiscus
Title: Tick Tock
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Draco Malfoy is in serious danger of becoming an old maid.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): I seem to have written a rom-com with Draco Malfoy as the protagonist. How does that even happen?
Epilogue compliant? Utterly not.
Word Count: ~11,000
Author's Notes: Poor __hibiscus… If I put all of your prompts in a blender, put it on high, and then took off the top, this would be the stuff that hit the wall as it spun. It's like a prompt scramble! Also, this will definitely be some of the fluffiest "hate sex" you will ever read. I fail at hate. :D


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emrys_mk: baby harry - destinyemrys_mk on December 2nd, 2012 06:30 am (UTC)
This was fun to read. The witty banter between Draco and Harry was well done, and kudos to sneaky Harry for knowing what he wanted and going after it. I also loved Pansy, Narcissa and Lucius.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:05 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! A fun read was exactly what I was hoping it would be. :)
vampisandi: vampisandivampisandi on December 2nd, 2012 08:06 am (UTC)
Lol
I loved dense!Draco
Hot and funny :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:06 am (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Jad: HMS Guns n Handcuffs || H/Djad on December 2nd, 2012 08:36 am (UTC)
I absolutely adored your characterisation of Draco here, and I love Pansy and him being BFFs (it's a platonic kink of mine)! The banter was adorable. Also - Draco's door XDDDDD Loved it. Especially when Harry copied him, and they worked together to piss off their bigoted neighbor XD Not to mention, your Narcissa, she was lovely! (using up his allotted "fucks", haha) This was, in short, a very enjoyable read - funny, snarky, and sexy! Thanks so much for writing this!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:07 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for this awesome comment! :)
Pimea Feenix: dark0feenixdark0feenix on December 2nd, 2012 09:29 am (UTC)
OMG! This was utterly brilliant and hilarious! Loved Draco's interaction with Pansy and Narcissa, and needless to say, his encounters with Harry were both fun and hot! Thank goodness for Harry being the "black horse" to win the race (?). :) Also, voyer!Mrs Bonneville!!! Lolling forever. :D Well done!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:07 am (UTC)
Thank you, darling! ♥
HelenaDax: D/Hhelenadax on December 2nd, 2012 09:55 am (UTC)
Brilliant! XD I loved it, so funny and hot. Draco's thoughts were hilarious and I loved Lucius, Narcissa and Pansy's visits to his flat. Harry was fantastic, too.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:09 am (UTC)
Thank you...so happy it it was fun to read! :)
MelusinaHP: Melusinamelusinahp on December 2nd, 2012 11:20 am (UTC)
This was loads of fun. Draco was such an adorable asshole and the various conversations with Pansy, Narcissa and Lucius made me laugh. The sex was gorgeous, and your Harry was yummy.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:09 am (UTC)
Thank you, bebe! ♥
Vaysh Swiftstorm: Potter? in pinkvaysh on December 2nd, 2012 12:18 pm (UTC)
re: Tick Tock
This was simply beyond awesome. Grown-up gay Harry and Draco, secure in their sexuality, if not their lives - ah, God, you have no idea how happy that makes me. Wonderfully written, so precise, so enviably and exceedingly good with humour. The fuchsia door is nothing but inspired! I want more. Forget 50 Shades of Grey. I want Pansy's three Shades of Black, I want the novel, I want the movie. I want the whole franchise of Tick-Tock. :D

Also, this is my favourite Head Auror!Harry. I totally hope they adopt one of the war orphans, make her the Malfoy heir and have exhibitionist sex for the rest of their lives. All is well! Thank you so much and the happiest holidays for you. ♥
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:10 am (UTC)
Can I just tell you how happy this comment made me when it came in? Thank you for the huge smile! ♥
月下老人: Kris - Selected VIPwanderlust_mr on December 2nd, 2012 12:43 pm (UTC)
That was just lovely! :) Laughed at a lot of parts and enjoyed Draco's characterization immensely. :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:11 am (UTC)
Thank you...so glad you enjoyed it! :)
isinuyasha: love youisinuyasha on December 2nd, 2012 12:48 pm (UTC)
Loved it, lovely read :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:11 am (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Minxie: Minxie Brown Eyesthe_minx_17 on December 2nd, 2012 12:50 pm (UTC)
Between the door and Pansy and Draco's mouth - and good lord, the things that came out of it - I'm just a bundle of happily amused this morning.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:12 am (UTC)
So happy you found it fun to read! Thank you! :)
gabtastic!whimseywisp on December 2nd, 2012 12:58 pm (UTC)
Cuuuuuute :). Also, Pansy is my favorite.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:13 am (UTC)
Thank you! I had a lot of fun with Pansy writing this! ;)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on December 2nd, 2012 01:18 pm (UTC)
I loved this fic! I loved Draco's POV, that voice you gave him was both funny and snarky in the right way. I loved all those bits with Pansy and Narcissa and Lucius.

I loved the guys Draco had to date. XD How did you come up with those? They were hilarious! Sweetman! FTW! *lol*

And Harry and his polka dots. What was it with the doors? I loved that!!

Fun and sexy, and of course Harry is perfect for Draco. <33 Truly, very entertaining story.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:16 am (UTC)
Thanks for the awesome comment! :)

loved the guys Draco had to date. XD How did you come up with those?

Alas...this came from personal experience, in part. *sigh* :D
kayladie: supermenkayladie on December 2nd, 2012 01:47 pm (UTC)
This was adorable! It was the perfect rom-com, actually. I loved Pansy and Draco and their ice-cream dates. The first meeting between Harry and Draco where neither can resist checking the other one out was awesome. I also loved Narcissa, and Lucius actually caring about his son's happiness was sweet. Great story!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)
Truthful Plum Logical Horsemegyal on December 2nd, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
I really enjoyed reading this, your Harry and Draco are great!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! :)
diocivr on December 2nd, 2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
WOW thank you!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank YOU! :)
gekko11: geckogekko11 on December 2nd, 2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
Absolutely delightful! Great banter!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thanks so much! :)
쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bangsdkshelly on December 2nd, 2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, this was a fun read! So many great things with the doors, and the "you cock-blocked me so you owe me sex now" and how Draco was so oblivious right to the end. And sneaky Harry! Always love sneaky!Harry. I enjoyed it!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:18 am (UTC)
I love sneaky Harry, too! So glad you enjoyed him here. :)
gina87: Ralph Fiennesgina87 on December 2nd, 2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
This was fun to read! Loved the banter and sneaky Harry :)
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:18 am (UTC)
Thank you! So glad you liked it. :)
Spike: pic#7070567moxie574 on December 2nd, 2012 04:56 pm (UTC)
Loved it! This was a wonderful way to greet Sunday!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:20 am (UTC)
Thank you! So glad it was a nice Sunday read! :)
call me trys: me myself and Itryslora on December 2nd, 2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
This was just so much FUN. I kept getting cranky because I was interrupted while reading and all I wanted to do was READ and FINISH before I have to go out today! It's fluffy and witty and banterific and just... FUN. I keep saying that, but it's true! And such a lovely happy ending. Seriously, I'm so glad to have read this today because I'll head out smiling for my social event. It's a lovely way to start things out. Thank you for sharing.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:20 am (UTC)
Fun was the exact reaction I was hoping for! Thank you so much! :)
Mab: Emily in thoughtmab on December 2nd, 2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
This was fantastic and fun! I loved Draco's Fuchsia door. The tension between Harry and Draco was just right. The sex was brilliant!

fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:21 am (UTC)
Thank you! So glad you enjoyed it! :)
something clever: Omshantismurf on December 2nd, 2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
So brilliant! I adore Pansy and Narcissa and even Lucius in this so much it hurts. Cissa knocking back a few fingers of whiskey like a good clubhouse wife was so classic. So much of this was just perfectly snarky and snappy and so so hot! I loved the doors and the snoopy neighbor and just everything! Thank you for this!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:22 am (UTC)
I had so much fun writing Narcissa like this...I'm delighted you liked her, too! Thank you! :)
alisanne: Golden lipsalisanne on December 2nd, 2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha!
I've a confession. I read this on my phone in church and was hard pressed not to burst out with loud laughter. *g*
And may I say? I'm not sure which amused me more. The fact that Draco painted his door fuchsia or that Harry knew is was fuchsia and not pink. *giggles*
I also loved Draco's relationship with Pansy, who was pitch perfect here, and with his parents. It was lovely to see Lucius trying to make Draco happy, despite his obligations. The parade of men was hilarious. :)
The sex was sizzling! I think I'd have done what Mrs 'nosy parker' Bonneville did too, given the opportunity, although clearly I wouldn't have complained to the condo board, just invited my friends over for a viewing party. ;)
Delightful story, anon! I enjoyed that immensely.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:22 am (UTC)
You read this in CHURCH?!?! I love you! ♥
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alovelycupoftea: Teaalovelycupoftea on December 2nd, 2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
Omnomnom, it was delicious and I loved it!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:23 am (UTC)
Thank you, darling! ♥
eggplant xerxes crybaby overbite narwal: Draco smilegryffindorj on December 2nd, 2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
LOVED THIS! It went by so quickly because I was thoroughly enjoying it so much. Every character was perfect and Draco's interactions with them were brilliant. From the OC's all they way up, perfect. The dialog was hilarious and the fic had me smiling or laughing the whole time. Harry omg he was so wonderful. His and Draco's rapport was at it's best. The sex isdhg;hdg UNF. Against the door frame then the window and the noisy neighbor watching LMAO! Yeah, I would watch too ;)

Very fun and great job!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:24 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! I'm so happy to hear it made you laugh...my favorite comment to receive! :)
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