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02 December 2012 @ 12:11 am
HAPPY H/D HOLIDAYS, __HIBISCUS!  
Author: fireflavored
Recipient: __hibiscus
Title: Tick Tock
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Draco Malfoy is in serious danger of becoming an old maid.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): I seem to have written a rom-com with Draco Malfoy as the protagonist. How does that even happen?
Epilogue compliant? Utterly not.
Word Count: ~11,000
Author's Notes: Poor __hibiscus… If I put all of your prompts in a blender, put it on high, and then took off the top, this would be the stuff that hit the wall as it spun. It's like a prompt scramble! Also, this will definitely be some of the fluffiest "hate sex" you will ever read. I fail at hate. :D


( Tick Tock )
 
 
 
emrys_mk: baby harry - destinyemrys_mk on December 2nd, 2012 06:30 am (UTC)
This was fun to read. The witty banter between Draco and Harry was well done, and kudos to sneaky Harry for knowing what he wanted and going after it. I also loved Pansy, Narcissa and Lucius.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:05 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! A fun read was exactly what I was hoping it would be. :)
vampisandi: vampisandivampisandi on December 2nd, 2012 08:06 am (UTC)
Lol
I loved dense!Draco
Hot and funny :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:06 am (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Jad: HMS Guns n Handcuffs || H/Djad on December 2nd, 2012 08:36 am (UTC)
I absolutely adored your characterisation of Draco here, and I love Pansy and him being BFFs (it's a platonic kink of mine)! The banter was adorable. Also - Draco's door XDDDDD Loved it. Especially when Harry copied him, and they worked together to piss off their bigoted neighbor XD Not to mention, your Narcissa, she was lovely! (using up his allotted "fucks", haha) This was, in short, a very enjoyable read - funny, snarky, and sexy! Thanks so much for writing this!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:07 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for this awesome comment! :)
Pimea Feenix: dark0feenixdark0feenix on December 2nd, 2012 09:29 am (UTC)
OMG! This was utterly brilliant and hilarious! Loved Draco's interaction with Pansy and Narcissa, and needless to say, his encounters with Harry were both fun and hot! Thank goodness for Harry being the "black horse" to win the race (?). :) Also, voyer!Mrs Bonneville!!! Lolling forever. :D Well done!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:07 am (UTC)
Thank you, darling! ♥
HelenaDax: D/Hhelenadax on December 2nd, 2012 09:55 am (UTC)
Brilliant! XD I loved it, so funny and hot. Draco's thoughts were hilarious and I loved Lucius, Narcissa and Pansy's visits to his flat. Harry was fantastic, too.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:09 am (UTC)
Thank you...so happy it it was fun to read! :)
E McGee: Melusinamelusinahp on December 2nd, 2012 11:20 am (UTC)
This was loads of fun. Draco was such an adorable asshole and the various conversations with Pansy, Narcissa and Lucius made me laugh. The sex was gorgeous, and your Harry was yummy.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:09 am (UTC)
Thank you, bebe! ♥
Vaysh Swiftstorm: Potter? in pinkvaysh on December 2nd, 2012 12:18 pm (UTC)
re: Tick Tock
This was simply beyond awesome. Grown-up gay Harry and Draco, secure in their sexuality, if not their lives - ah, God, you have no idea how happy that makes me. Wonderfully written, so precise, so enviably and exceedingly good with humour. The fuchsia door is nothing but inspired! I want more. Forget 50 Shades of Grey. I want Pansy's three Shades of Black, I want the novel, I want the movie. I want the whole franchise of Tick-Tock. :D

Also, this is my favourite Head Auror!Harry. I totally hope they adopt one of the war orphans, make her the Malfoy heir and have exhibitionist sex for the rest of their lives. All is well! Thank you so much and the happiest holidays for you. ♥
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:10 am (UTC)
Can I just tell you how happy this comment made me when it came in? Thank you for the huge smile! ♥
月下老人: Kris - Selected VIPwanderlust_mr on December 2nd, 2012 12:43 pm (UTC)
That was just lovely! :) Laughed at a lot of parts and enjoyed Draco's characterization immensely. :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:11 am (UTC)
Thank you...so glad you enjoyed it! :)
isinuyasha: love youisinuyasha on December 2nd, 2012 12:48 pm (UTC)
Loved it, lovely read :D
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:11 am (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Minxie: Minxie Brown Eyesthe_minx_17 on December 2nd, 2012 12:50 pm (UTC)
Between the door and Pansy and Draco's mouth - and good lord, the things that came out of it - I'm just a bundle of happily amused this morning.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:12 am (UTC)
So happy you found it fun to read! Thank you! :)
gabtastic!whimseywisp on December 2nd, 2012 12:58 pm (UTC)
Cuuuuuute :). Also, Pansy is my favorite.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:13 am (UTC)
Thank you! I had a lot of fun with Pansy writing this! ;)
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on December 2nd, 2012 01:18 pm (UTC)
I loved this fic! I loved Draco's POV, that voice you gave him was both funny and snarky in the right way. I loved all those bits with Pansy and Narcissa and Lucius.

I loved the guys Draco had to date. XD How did you come up with those? They were hilarious! Sweetman! FTW! *lol*

And Harry and his polka dots. What was it with the doors? I loved that!!

Fun and sexy, and of course Harry is perfect for Draco. <33 Truly, very entertaining story.
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:16 am (UTC)
Thanks for the awesome comment! :)

loved the guys Draco had to date. XD How did you come up with those?

Alas...this came from personal experience, in part. *sigh* :D
kayladie: supermenkayladie on December 2nd, 2012 01:47 pm (UTC)
This was adorable! It was the perfect rom-com, actually. I loved Pansy and Draco and their ice-cream dates. The first meeting between Harry and Draco where neither can resist checking the other one out was awesome. I also loved Narcissa, and Lucius actually caring about his son's happiness was sweet. Great story!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)
Truthful Plum Logical Horsemegyal on December 2nd, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
I really enjoyed reading this, your Harry and Draco are great!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! :)
diocivr on December 2nd, 2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
WOW thank you!
fireflavored: Red Beansfireflavored on January 21st, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
Thank YOU! :)