Summary: Harry and Draco investigate a mysterious crime in Blackpool.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Graphic yet comical descriptions of death by animal. Very minor drug use.
Epilogue compliant? No. Unless this is a failed relationship before the Great Ginny Hookup or something.
Word Count: ~5400
Author's Notes: platformnine, I tried to hit on several of your requests. I hope that this gives you some pleasure. Thanks to my beta and K & A for the moral support.
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