Title: The Potter-Malfoy Problem
Summary: The room of requirement's gone mad — at least, that's what Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy 'requires' him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like he's some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? Throw in Pansy the pervert and a clipboard-wielding Hermione, and things can only go from bad to worse. And that's not even mentioning the pirates . . .
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Hot sexin' (om nom nom) of both a top!Harry and top!Draco variety, sort-of voyeurism, bad language, a dash of girl-on-girl snogging and blatant abuse of the prompt 'pirates' to get Draco in a dress.
Epilogue compliant? Definitely not :D
Word Count: ~29,000
Author's Notes: odds_are_evie, thank you for your fabulous prompts. You asked for plot with a side of porn (and pirates :D), with a dash of friends offering unhelpful advice, amongst other things, and I tried my level best to hit your kinks! I very much hope that you enjoy. Thanks also to NQ, who has been eight billion times more patient with me than I deserve, and is truly all kinds of fabulous.
( The Potter-Malfoy Problem )