bewarethesmirkRecipient:
celandinebTitle: Slick n’ Easy
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Draco/Astoria, Astoria/other, and Ron/Hermione, with fleeting mentions of past Harry/Ginny
Summary: When Astoria Malfoy is investigated for opening an underground lubricant business targeted at Muggles (to painful effect), an irate Draco comes to Harry, though Harry doesn't quite know why. What Harry does know is that he’s noticing very odd things about Malfoy. (Who knew Malfoy had such long eyelashes?)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Infidelity but not between canon pairing and not very explicit, dark and inappropriate humour, arsehole!Zacharias. Oh, and dirty sex.
Epilogue compliant? EWE
Word Count: ~12,600
Author's Notes: Thank you so, so much to the mods for their everlasting patience. Thank you, first of all, to L, who is always incredibly helpful and willing to listen to me rant. Your support means everything. ♥ Thanks to my betas: L, M1, M2, and M3. You are amazing, and I love you all to bits. Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.
celandineb, I stalked your journal and found you don’t mind a bit of crack—in this case it’s more a cracky premise than crack!fic, but I hope you find it amusing. J I tried for my personal favourite genre plot-that-contains-porn. I hope I’ve succeeded! I hope you like this. ♥( Slick n’ Easy )
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