Title: Harry Potter and the Case of the Befeathered Ninja
Summary: He had been on medical leave for a month and was bored out of his mind. All he wanted was to go grocery shopping. And then he just happened upon a Muggle horrifically killed by a Wheeze, a ninja who might be a showgirl, and Malfoy looking like a fashion disaster (but it turned out there was a good explanation for that). As far as Harry was concerned, it hadn't ever been his fault to begin with.
Rating: R or NC-17 for a few short parts but mostly just PG
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): not Brit-picked because I was already very late; possible prompt-induced OOC-ness; allusions to a real person also known as the British politician most likely to be written into a HP fanfic; also, this is a murder-mystery, so mention of deaths (all OCs).
Epilogue compliant? EWE
Word Count: 38,000
Author's Notes: This fic was written for red_rahl for her prompt, "SHERLOCK HOLMES!!! XD" (...and the rest of the prompt doesn’t apply because I've misread it.) I tried. I hope it satisfies. ♥
( Harry Potter and the Case of the Befeathered Ninja )