Title: When Hippogriffs and Pygmy Puffs Collide
Summary: Harry Potter bakes cakes, brilliantly. Draco Malfoy inks tattoos, brilliantly. Owls deliver post, including messages from clients, with an occasional lack of brilliance.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): language, sexual content, perhaps a minor fluff warning
Epilogue compliant? Yes
Word Count: 33,000. I know; 33,000 words, zero angst. So, sue me.
Author's Notes: For those reading who are JKR post canon notes aficionados; Yes, I know she said the only Potter child with green eyes was Albus. Well, in this fic, Lily has green eyes. Yeah, I know. I took artistic license.
Dear Florahart; this is a premise you suggested; Harry the cake decorator, and Draco the tattoo artist. Yes, you read that right. I did incorporate many of your suggestions; Harry is a phenomenal baker, Draco is a gifted artist, and their shops are directly across from one another. There is a mix up with designs, and resulting confusion. There is running out of flour, a celebrity client, and very bad coffee. There is no casual infidelity; there is no infidelity at all. No squicks I can think of, no ‘icky’ bodily fluids, and no dreadful nicknames. Ginny is not necessarily a wonderful creature in this, but I don’t believe she’s a bitch. All in all, it’s about as serious as a meringue and just slightly mad. I hope you enjoy it!
( When Hippogriffs and Pygmy Puffs Collide )