June 26th, 2007

lizard kiss

Happy H/D Holidays acromantular! Part 1 of 3

Author: fireelemental79
Recipient: acromantular
Title: Be-loved and Be-elved Part 1/3
Pairing(s): H/D (and their house-elf buddies, Dobby and Twinky, consecutively)
Summary: Harry suddenly finds himself the recipient of a number of love letters, which appear mysteriously on his desk at W.W.W. Inc., Fred and George’s magical gag factory. Is it just coincidence that they start to show up shortly before hiring Draco Malfoy as a new product tester? Or has Harry’s life simply taken a turn for the humorous now that he is in the middle of some great romantic conspiracy? And what part, if any, does Dobby play in the ever increasing mess that is Harry’s romantic life?
Rating: R for some foul language and adult situations that involve implied sex and explicit snogging.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Insane house-elves appear at all the most indecent times in this fic. While there is nothing particularly graphic in this work, this is a heads up to people with house-elf problems.
Word Count: 27,308
Author's Notes: First of all, sorry this is such a monster. I did not intend for it to be this long. I think it’s a by-product of massive amounts of Plot! Secondly, the character Twinky, at a point early on in this fic, is watching an old sci-fi movie and is listening to a song at the same time. I didn’t have anything particular in mind for the movie, but the song is, specifically, the Voltaire cover of “Caught a Lite Sneeze,” by Tori Amos. Amazon has a preview of it available to listen to. Search for “A Tribute to Tori Amos — Songs of a Goddess.”

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h/d falling asleep

Happt H/D Holidays loveless_x!

Author: a4_letter
Recipient: platformnine
Title: Bright Pink iPods
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Pansy/Draco (fleetingly)
Summary: It seems that all the other Order adults are lazy arseholes and the Worst Problem Ever has fallen into Harry’s lap.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Swearing. Het.
Word Count: 5,143
Author's Notes: I love you, Mysterious Betas C. and M. Mary - I’m reallyreallyreally sorry! I know you wanted UST, perhaps pr0n, angst and adventure, but the plot kind of grew and grew and ate up all that. Plus, I kind of spectacularly fail at writing all of the above. At any rate, I hope this pleases…

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h/d falling asleep

Happy H/D Holidays, mayflo! 1 of 3

Author: frayach
Recipient: mayflo
Title: The Logic of Dreams - Part 1/3
Pairings: Harry/Draco; implied Harry/Euan Abercrombie; Ron/Hermione; Ron/Lavender; Euan Abercrombie/Colin Creevey
Summary: J.K. Rowling meets Philip K. Dick. War hero Harry Potter suddenly finds himself guilty of a murder he hasn’t committed of a man he has never met. And worst of all, he has no means of confronting his accusers, all of whom are former Death Eaters. Could this be a set-up? Or something even worse?
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Rimming, needy boy sex, and pretentious random quoting of Shakespeare
Word Count: 21,000
Author's Notes: In addition to plagiarizing drawing inspiration from the Harry Potter books, I should also acknowledge my debt to the brain-twisting, awe-inspiring story, The Minority Report from which the plot of this fic is so obviously derived. Imitation is, indeed, the highest form of flattery. And mayflo, I so enjoy your artwork. I hope you enjoy this little gift.



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Part Two