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29 December 2011 @ 11:58 pm
HAPPY H/D HOLIDAYS, ARN24601!  
Author: frayach
Recipient: arn24601
Title: Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Pairings: Blaise/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 42K
Summary: Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and Draco assume an eighth year at Hogwarts will be nothing but parties and Quidditch (and, as time allowed, revising for the N.E.W.T.s), but you know what they say about those who assume. They may be legally of age, but that doesn’t mean that the confusion and drama of being a teenager has ended.
Warnings: Exactly what the title implies (see author’s notes, which contain spoilers)
Author’s Notes: arn24601, you said in your gift request that you’ve never encountered a fandom trope or cliché that you dislike. This fic will test that open-mindedness. It features Sex!God!Draco, Slytherin!Prince!Draco, Brooding!Scruffy!Harry not to mention emo, Veelas, bonding, hurt/comfort, hospital wing porn, mpreg, switching, and much much more! Enjoy.



( Everything But The Kitchen Sink )
 
 
 
mezzo_camminmezzo_cammin on December 30th, 2011 10:16 am (UTC)
*rolls around in ALL the fandom tropes and sighs happily*

Seriously. This was very witty and adorable. I was smilling so hard during much of it, but you had my heart pinging a few times, too, and the sex scenes were incredibly hot.


Lia: hd → mistletoeawakejupiter on December 30th, 2011 11:50 am (UTC)
LOL. I tip my hat off to you for tackling all those fandom tropes in one fic. This was highly entertaining and the sex was hot.
bf_mombf_mom on December 30th, 2011 11:54 am (UTC)
I assume I like all of the clichés of teenager confusion and drama you have collected. In fact, I like them a lot.
First it sounded really like crack, seriously, Draco! But then, I think, I just got the feeling. All these exagerated, but lovingly handled clichés! It was funny like hell, and hot, and sweet, and angsty, and ridiculous, and emberrassing, and witty. Just as you say in the summary: confusion and drama.

And you know what? It works, with all the well-known clichés, due to them or despite of them - it works, and it is genuin and kind of original in its surprising honesty and self mocking love of the fandom.

There are many hilarious parts I love: Ginny's trying to be the femme fatale, the potion fiasco, Draco's conversation with Pomfrey, and the description of the veela situation (come on, 20-25?! lol), Hermione's attempt to help, mentioning of Lockhart (OMG! that turn was dead funny, even if it was well known what would happen, still, it was such a ROFL moment), the Slytherin fashion check, and many more.

You did a great job, it was a highly entertaining story!
Cyndi: Drarry Scarf colorcynaga on December 30th, 2011 02:44 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed this story so much! It was just the kind of HxD I love to read - sexy and fun! Delightful!
maya231maya231 on December 31st, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
I loved this! Somehow it walked this line of being cracky and being such a nostalgic read, because I kept remembering old Hogwarts era fic I've read (and enjoyed!) with each of the tropes. Like putting on a fuzzy old comfy Weasley sweater I'd lost in my closet, or...something. :)
venis_envyenvy_venis on December 31st, 2011 06:59 pm (UTC)
You must really magical because, to write mpreg that did not make me vomit, or even shudder, is quite a spectacular feat.
This was adorable and hilarious in all the right ways. I'm seriously still laughing my ass off. Thank you for sharing <3
Ashiiashiiblack on January 1st, 2012 01:17 am (UTC)
Very well-written! The accidental Veela cracked me up! The Mpreg still made me roll my eyes, but it was a small issue in a whole slew of amazingness. I loved your depiction of Draco and Harry. Absolutely LOVED all of the cliche fandom tropes. You got it right....you got it right. Brilliant.
naskaymelnaskaymel on January 1st, 2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
This story was awesome, I didn't even read the authors note, but when Draco started feeling sick I added two and two's and I was like 'He's pregnant'

Edited at 2012-01-01 09:54 pm (UTC)
Chesty la Rue: TIGGER lmfaohogwartshoney on January 2nd, 2012 03:40 am (UTC)
Oh my god, DYYYYYINGGGGG from laughter here. Jesus! Too funny, and I'm actually chortling out loud..... a lot...


Draco had no desire to hang around while Potter went into Dark-Lord-Destroyer mode and hexed Thomas into mashed potatoes. cried with laughter at this one. Repeatedly.

Oh, man! This was fun!! LOL
justmine25justmine25 on January 2nd, 2012 07:57 am (UTC)
ok i absolutely loved this story!!!!!!!!!!
yserah on January 2nd, 2012 07:09 pm (UTC)
I love, love, love all of the fandom tropes you featured *is happy*.

I enjoyed this very much!
elle em en oh pea: hpdm1ellecc on January 2nd, 2012 11:52 pm (UTC)
"This tastes like mint-flavored broom varnish!"

Haahahaha.

This was a really enjoyable story. I wasn't sure at first how I'd feel, because I'm not a huge humor fan and this bordered on crack in some places, but this was really captivating. It was one of those ones that I got to the end WAY before I expected it to come. Great job with all of the cliches. Hilarioussss.

Thanks so much for writing and sharing!!
lamerezouillelamerezouille on January 4th, 2012 12:45 am (UTC)
Oh. My. God.

Absolutely, completely, utterly, fabulously AWESOME!

This was so FUNNY. This was so HOT. It just constantly felt larger than life, and it had a very vivid Skins feel to it.

My mind is just completely blown away. I never read this many words this quickly. And now I'm supposed to sleep but your fic just filled me with adrenaline and I CAN'T.

And everybody finding the Veela thing so stupid just cracked me up entirely. I have nothing against the Veela trope, but THIS. This was just too good for wrods.

*jumps up and down for no reason*
alisannealisanne on January 4th, 2012 06:39 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha!
That was hysterical. *giggles*
Masterful how you put all those fandom tropes in. Amazing!
ladyjanevaladyjaneva on January 5th, 2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
*giggles* how you managed to put both Veela and mpreg into one fic.... And Sex!God!Draco *laughs*

Great :-)