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29 December 2011 @ 11:58 pm
Author: frayach
Recipient: arn24601
Title: Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Pairings: Blaise/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 42K
Summary: Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and Draco assume an eighth year at Hogwarts will be nothing but parties and Quidditch (and, as time allowed, revising for the N.E.W.T.s), but you know what they say about those who assume. They may be legally of age, but that doesn’t mean that the confusion and drama of being a teenager has ended.
Warnings: Exactly what the title implies (see author’s notes, which contain spoilers)
Author’s Notes: arn24601, you said in your gift request that you’ve never encountered a fandom trope or cliché that you dislike. This fic will test that open-mindedness. It features Sex!God!Draco, Slytherin!Prince!Draco, Brooding!Scruffy!Harry not to mention emo, Veelas, bonding, hurt/comfort, hospital wing porn, mpreg, switching, and much much more! Enjoy.

( Everything But The Kitchen Sink )
(Anonymous) on January 6th, 2012 03:31 am (UTC)
Very fun read, kind of old-school.
Nennenenne on January 6th, 2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
You managed to get them all into one story! I had fun with this. :)
Lydia Jaynesapphirequill on January 8th, 2012 01:00 am (UTC)
This was such a ridiculously fun romp! (And I'm very impressed at how many clichés you managed to put in there.)
Black Silkpervyunitwins on January 11th, 2012 02:07 am (UTC)
Oh my! This was entertaining to no end. I admit that I read though the first bit as quickly as I could because really I am one of those people who cannot bear to read about Harry or Draco with anyone else unless its in passing. But I loved how many twists and cliches you threw in there. It was great! It was like many fics all rolled into one. And hey, the smut was great!
kedavranoxkedavranox on January 11th, 2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
This was HILARIOUS! Ohmigosh- I was cracking up like a crazy person. I really enjoyed this. :)
Jocelyn Lavingroolover on January 14th, 2012 05:00 am (UTC)
Brilliantly done! Love it :-)
l.m.: hp; quidditchincandescent on January 22nd, 2012 03:24 am (UTC)
I have to be honest, I wasn't sure if I would like this. I mean, it's you, so I knew that I would like it. But on the other hand, I really hate cliches in fandom (especially H/D cliches). So I was apprehensive, a bit.

I loved this! I love how you integrated all these cliches into one ridiculous, magical, fabulous fic. I love how the Veela and bonding was a ruse, you sneaky thing. At first I was thinking, 'my god he's a veela and pregnant? how can this be???' And then it all made sense (mostly), because you made it make sense. Draco's character was spot on. Despite being attractive to the level of a Veela, I found him to be relatively even keeled. He wasn't too snobby, and he had such a lovely inner voice. Where Draco was fairly normal, though, everyone else seemed pretty much batshit insane. Hermione had this odd fixation on Harry and Ginny. McGonagall suggested that the only logical reaction to Draco's veela status was for him to spend all his time out of class having se (of course). And Pomfrey both failed to vet the 'expert' healer she had brought in and grew increasingly scandalized and surprised by things as time went by. I couldn't help but burst into laughter several times while reading this - mostly when I wasn't gasping for breath at how blisteringly hot this was.

Congratulations, my love! This is an amazing fic. It's quite mind blowing in its ambition and to the extent at which it actually succeeds in being coherent, captivating, and vivid. I toast you, my darling, for being so wonderful. ♥!
ura_hdura_hd on January 22nd, 2012 08:21 am (UTC)
An absolutely lovely pleasurable funny read! Loved it!
fantasyfiend09fantasyfiend09 on January 28th, 2012 02:50 pm (UTC)
This was excellent. It was funny, angsty, sweet and sexy. You broke my heart with the whole veela and Blaise thing. I thought I was going to drown in the lake with Harry. :( I'm glad that it all worked out, but I think they owe that Healer some comeuppance. grr. Although hilarious preggers!Draco more than made up for it. Hee hee.
mindabblesmindabbles on February 10th, 2012 04:35 am (UTC)
Oh what fun!! This was delightful and sweet and silly. I love how you managed it all. Very nicely done!
welcome to villa cariño!capitu on February 11th, 2012 01:11 pm (UTC)
Oh god! That was good!

Harry and Ginny trying to have sex was hilarious! I don't think I'd ever laugh that hard before reading fanfic, and the talk with Hermione was just as much.

I loved all the clichés here. It was amazing. I noticed you didn't list WellHung!Harry! there, but you didn't forget. Thank you for that. You really took your time describing it! Heh, it's my favourite. #^__^#

Also, oh god, the sex! It's so hot! No, seriously, this fic makes me happy in my pants.

There was so much fun on this. McGonagall being Draco's pimp. lol

Harry swimming on the lake sort of broke my heart. It was a beautiful scene you painted. Everyone had their crosses to bear, and solitude was his. He knew that now. And, if he was completely honest with himself, he always had. At least since that long ago night when loneliness carved its bloody name on his forehead. Just beautiful.

Malfoy's reaction to being a Veela and then pregnant were hysterical.

It was very funny, and very entertaining, I loved it. ♥
snottygrrl on February 21st, 2012 07:23 am (UTC)
okay, i realise it's february, but i'm just finding time to read fest fic now. really enjoyed this ♥
sessahhhsessahhh on February 21st, 2012 06:03 pm (UTC)
Must say this has had a ridiculous amount of smutty smutty goodness. Good lord, I think you did this on purpose. Must go find my hubs and do some dirty, dirty things to him. 
Great job. 
sammaetzsammaetz on February 28th, 2012 04:40 am (UTC)
Pardon my newbieishness if I don't use the right fandom terms. Kitchen Sink made laugh so hard in places that tears came to my eyes. Not a huge fan of the mpreg, but you certainly DID throw some wonderfully cliched H/D topics in. Your dialogue was what made the story. I think I'll go read it again. Princess indeed *still chortling*.
kirrdiskirrdis on April 25th, 2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
This was really fun. Kudos to you for managing to put all those clichés in there.