Title: Tick Tock
Summary: Draco Malfoy is in serious danger of becoming an old maid.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): I seem to have written a rom-com with Draco Malfoy as the protagonist. How does that even happen?
Epilogue compliant? Utterly not.
Word Count: ~11,000
Author's Notes: Poor __hibiscus… If I put all of your prompts in a blender, put it on high, and then took off the top, this would be the stuff that hit the wall as it spun. It's like a prompt scramble! Also, this will definitely be some of the fluffiest "hate sex" you will ever read. I fail at hate. :D
( Tick Tock )