Title: Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Summary: Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant? Nope, not at all.
Word Count: ~40,900
Author's Notes: I always admire the way you fit so much into a 100 word drabble, alisanne, and somehow that became a desire to write you a 40k fic. I have tried to incorporate as many of your likes as possible: UST, banter, plot, magical theory, friendships and family, kissing, and a surprise guest. Actually there’s more, but it would be spoilery to mention anything else now. I sincerely hope that you enjoy this. :)
Thanks to B for prereading, typo squishing and cheerleading, and thanks to E for a speedy and thorough beta job. Any remaining mistakes are all my own.
( Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes )